Q:

Why doesn't IE8 like this JS?

IE8 has been throwing this error at me 

SCRIPT65535: Unexpected call to method or property access. 
  load-scripts.php, line 4 character 25690

I removed a .js file from the code, and the error went away. I started commenting functions out, and narrowed it down to this one. With this one commented, I don't get the error. With it active, I do get it
$("title, .ab-item").each(function() {
    var text = $(this).text();
    text = text.replace("RepAgent", "Review Scout");
    $(this).text(text);
});

I've used JSHint and it says that it's valid? 

A:

I'm pretty sure that Internet Explorer doesn't like you messing with <title> element contents. That's not really how you set the document title anyway; just set document.title.

