So, I have a confession to make. Yesterday I introduced the 'sweet tooth fairy' game to my fellow subscribers to Salon.com's Table Talk discussion forum (they have a folder for word games and such like). So, those Table Talk folks are smart as all get out. I would like to share the following, in particular:

I had introduced the thread as "Hemorrhoid Cream Puffs and Tanning Bed Wetters", to grab their attention - one of the posters complained that this was giving him an earworm to the tune of "My Favorite Things". It took the brilliant mschmidt only a couple of hours to come up with this inspired composition -

Hemorrhoid Cream Puffs and Tanning Bed Wetters,

Power Down Parkas and Cadmium Red Letters,

Short two-word phrases that melt into three

This is the puzzle that fills me with glee!

When Hot Dog Bites! Quilting Bee Stings! Once With Feeling Sad!

I simply remember my Blues Guitar Strings, and then I don't Has Been Had!