A Petition to the CEOs of Fake-Food Manufacturers:

McDonalds, Kraft, Taco Bell, Burger King, General Mills–I could go on and on–I’m not sure how you all sleep at night, and I often wonder what you feed your own families since you’re fully aware of how poisonously processed, full-of-chemicals, and unsafe the food you manufacture actually is. I can’t imagine you let your children eat that “food.”

I bet–or at least I hope–that you don’t actually feel the “food” you manufacture to your families, because you know how poor quality your own food is, and how well-designed it is to be addicting and fattening. You’d never put that on the dinner table at your home, right? Because you care about the well-being of your own family.

(I highly doubt you would ever feed your family a burger that is such poor quality, so cheap, so far from actual real food that it barely costs $1.00).

As a citizen of this country, and a human being, I petition you to face the reality of what you’ve done to this country and people across the globe with your fake food. I ask that you acknowledge to that world that you’ve purposefully designed your food to be as cheap as possible, as low-quality as possible, and as addictive as possible. I ask that you acknowledge how much you truly don’t care that your food has lead to an immense amount of sickness and financial debt.

I petition you to feed the world as well as you would feed your own family (and please, please tell me you don’t actually feed your family Kraft Mac N Cheese, Poptarts, chicken from birds that are bred to be born with extra wings, neurotoxic chemicals like aspartame that you’ve paid off “health officials” and federations to assure the population are safe for consumption despite all the research you’re so good at hiding, and I can only hope you don’t actually feed your own family fruits and vegetables that are coated in pesticides, wax and much more to ensure that it appears to look like a good quality piece of fruit.

Oh, CEOs, I petition that you turn yourselves in. Put your wrists up and let us cuff you. Empty your wallets, your pockets, your bank accounts, and pay for the debt every country is in because of the poor health they are in largely due to the abundance of crappy junk you’ve been selling disguised as “food.”