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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Tickled Tuesdays!

I'm starting a joke meme on Tuesdays! :) Here's a joke my sister sent me in an email this past week...

The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected the first woman
president who happens to be from Arkansas. A few days after the election
the president-elect, whose name is Debra Sue, calls her father and says,
"So, Daddy, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so. It's a 10 hour drive."
" Don 't worry about it Daddy, I'll send Air Force One. And a limousine
will pick you up at your door."
"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?"
"Oh Daddy," replies Debra Sue, “I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington ."
"Honey," Dad complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you eat."
The President-to-be responds, "Don 't worry Daddy. The entire affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington ; I'll ensure your meals are salt free. You and mom just have to be there."

So Dad reluctantly agrees, and on January 20, 2025, Debra Sue is being sworn in as President of the United States . In the front row sits the new president's dad and mom. Dad, noticing the senator sitting next to him, leans over and whispers, "You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States."
The Senator whispers back, "You bet I do."
Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football for University of Arkansas Razorbacks."

Love to laugh? Link up your funny jokes (please only funny clean jokes - no profanity, no adult stuff, just good clean fun).