i told you that you would put on some weight,
you went out with somebody named kevin green,
you preferred to go to a volleyball game,
i told you that you couldn’t be more lame

no way, we ain’t gonna break up
we made a promise and our will won’t fade out
not just in ’08 and ’09
we’ll be together from now until the end of time
you’ve got the Shirley Applebee look
i’m totally caught up on your hook
you know that we are gonna be ok
we’ll stick together as we’re tripping down the freeway

you withheld the physical love i need
i said, “hey, that i’m gonna play left field”
you broke down and told me you loved me true
i said, “girl, i gotta be with you”

no way, we ain’t gonna break up
we made a promise and our will won’t fade out
not just in ’09 and ’10
we’ll be together from now until the very end
you’ve got the Shirley Applebee look
i’m totally caught up on your hook
you know that we are gonna be ok
we’ll stick together as we’re tripping down the freeway

no way, we ain’t gonna break up
we made a promise and our will won’t fade out
not just in oh-ten and oh-eleven
we’ll be together from now until we’re up in heaven
you’ve got the Shirley Applebee look
i’m totally caught up on your hook
you know that we are gonna be ok
we’ll stick together as we’re tripping down the freeway

tripping down the freeway!
tripping down the freeway!
tripping down the freeway!
tripping down the freeway!