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Hello?
Hey, Quagmire.
Hey, Peter. Whats up?
I'm stuck at t...

(Peter rings Quagmire at the ballet)Quagmire: Hello?Peter: Hey, Quagmire.Quagmire: Hey, Peter. Whats up?Peter: I'm stuck at the stupid ballet.Quagmire: Get out of here! You serious? So am I.Peter: What?Quagmire: Yeah, I got dragged here by this broad I'm trying to nail.Peter: Where are you sitting?Quagmire: Look across at the other balcony. I can see you.Peter: Oh my God, we're both here! What do we do, what do we do?Quagmire: Oh my God, we should text each other. Hang up, Hang up.(Peter's phone vibrates, he reads the text)Peter: Heheheheheheh(Peter texts Quagmire back, Quagmire reads it)Quagmire: HA!!

Lois: Meg and I have been working at nights.(scene cuts to Meg and Lois in an alley dressed as hookers. Car pulls over)Man: I'll take the one in the right.Lois: (opens the car's door ) Well, once again, Meg, I'll be back in an hour.