‘Scream Queens’: All Fingers Point To Dean Munsch As Killer, But We’re Not Sold

This week’s ‘Scream Queens’ wasn’t filled with quite as much murdering, but was filled with a lot of finger pointing. But it’s definitely pointing at the wrong person.

It’s pretty clear that after this week’s Scream Queens, Dean Munsch (Jamie Lee Curtis) is the main culprit for who is behind the red devil costume. This week, she changed the school mascot into an ice cream cone (who was later murdered), and no, she was not in the room when her nemesis Gigi (Nasim Pedrad) was attacked — but we totally are convinced it’s someone else.

Let’s direct our attention to Wes (Oliver Hudson), shall we? This week, he started teaching Film Analysis at the college and showed his favorite movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Naturally, this week, the killer began using a chainsaw for all their murders.

But that sounds too suspicious, right? Well every slasher movie has the killer of a suspect at first — even Scream named Billy Loomis as a suspect, and he was cleared. Plus, right now, everyone has to be suspect. Anddddd, we’re still not convinced — and neither is Grace (Skyler Samuels) — that he’s not the father of that baby in the bathtub. You’ll see more of that next week.

In the final scene this week, we see Wes jump into the room when Gigi is being attacked, and the killer could have easily killed him with his chainsaw. (Honestly this guy isn’t so great with a chainsaw, so many he needs to watch more Leatherface clips on Youtube.) Instead, he just cut his arm. Again, in every slasher, the killer always gets stabbed or cut or shot or hurt in someway, to try and prove they’re not it. And after that amazing Backstreet Boys-themed scene in the street with the frat boys, we’re pretty sure there are at least two killers by now, right?

Alright that’s my big revelation of the night. Here a few more secrets that were uncovered this week:

– The Chanels are kinda over Chanel (Emma Roberts). Number 3 (Billie Lourde) revealed that she has an 869 tattoo on her lower back (a reference to the St. Kitts area code? The movie about eight actresses? These thoughts will continue). She also reveals that her real dad is Charles Manson. I’m kind of getting a Brittany S. Pierce feel from her.

– Chanel #2 (Ariana Grande) was also “porking” Chad (Glen Powell)… as was Chanel #5 (Abigail Breslin). Number five also went off on Chanel in general — she really wanted to focus on being “eiffel towered” by the hot golf bros. Yes, really.

– Luckily, Chanel Clueless-ed out Hester (Lea Michele). That’s right, she forced her out of her neckbrace and into some designer wear and a lotta pearls, and now she’s Number 7. She’s a freaking knock out… not that she wasn’t before. Let’s be honest, Lea could wear a paper bag and look like a goddess. Here’s your first look at the new Chanel: